Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“I’m nobody’s sidekick,” Annabeth growled. “And, Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he sounds like his mother. We killed her in New Jersey.”

“After his experience with Minos, Nico realized that most spectres held only as much power as you allowed them to have. They pried into your mind, using fear or anger or longing to influence you. Nico had learned to shield himself. Sometimes he could even turn the tables and bend ghosts to his will.”

“It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-”

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”

“He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.”

“He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?'”

“Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.”

“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”

“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I should throw you out the window.”

“I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.”

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”