Humor Quote by Roald Dahl — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”

“If you are good life is good.”

““I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.”

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.”

“Hey, bro, do you think you can put Shorty back on her chain?”

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”

“If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.”

“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.”

“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say.”