Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“You look angry," he said.”

“An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.”

“Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.”

“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last”

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.”

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

“Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something.”

“Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes-and it's unfair that I can be an elephant?”