Humor Quote by Marissa Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Linh Cinder. Such a pleasure. My master has spoken so highly of you.”

“Are you here for a reason, Cheshire?”

“I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.”

“...Where does she get her supplies?”

“Captain! To your left there’s a Lunar guard and on your right is a doctor who’s running tests on Lunars and I’m being held by one of Levana’s wolf hybrids and please be careful!”

“Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?”

“If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.”

“So let me get this straight. You were living in a tent in the woods, but now you're living with Prince Charming and anger management boy? SERIOUSLY?!”

“So what? All writers are lunatics!”

“Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.”

“With the world securely in order, Dain was able to devote the leisurely bath time to editing his mental dictionary. He removed his wife from the general category labeled "Females" and gave her a section of her own. He made a note that she didn't find him revolting, and proposed several explanations: (a) bad eyesight and faulty hearing, (b)a defect in a portion of her otherwise sound intellect, (c) an inherited Trent eccentricity, or (d) an act of God. Since the Almighty had not done him a single act of kindness in at least twenty-five years, Dain thought it was about bloody time, but he thanked his Heavenly Father all the same, and promised to be as good as he was capable of being.”