Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“This book was written using 100% recycled words.”

“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”

“Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it…”

“The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”

“Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck”

“As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.”

“TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!”

“Roger, he has a chain saw," I hissed. "I am not going to die in Kentucky!”

“Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'.”