Humor Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Do you sleep naked?”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“Humans are vulnerable, because they’re capable of being hurt.”

“What does ‘hmm’ have to do with anything? Could you ever use more than five words? All this grunting and minced words make you come across—primal.”

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.”

“Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.”

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this.”

“I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-”

“It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.”