Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.”

“THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME”

“At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings and endings. Dangerous and powerful. And we feel it even if we don't know what it is. These times are not necessarily good, and not necessarily bad. In fact, what they are depends on what *we* are.”

“The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”

“Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

“Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.”

“I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.”

“I am no king, and I am no lord,”

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”

“Are you mad?" I ask.”